Check out this sweet picture of Sandy on the pole….WOW Danger is a lucky man!!!!!!

Here are the Blueprints for the chairlevator…..please be very careful when following the formula, video for chairlevator on Scotts blog. Click here for the video

I love working out at the gym because not only do I get totally pumped up but I always have a story to tell the next day. Yesterday was awesome because I ran into an old friend who always pumps iron while wearing his Bluetooth. Why do you need your Bluetooth on? Anyways I laughed pretty hard because he always oils himself up before he works out and yesterday I saw myself in his head when I was talking to him. Awesome hahah. We called him Click here for the call

Hello Avon….you guys have the best kinds of candy out there Im soo jealous. I hear there’s a huge sale going on at the local grocer on fun dip. Mmmm don’t forget to brush those shark teeth!

I like candy!

I was out over the weekend with my “Entourage” I went to Windjammers for the first time down by the beach on Lake ave. that’s a cool place, big fan of the dollar shelf beer! Anyways while I was hopping around to different places during the night I was distracted by this bright light in the corner of my eye. I mean it was blinding to the point were you couldn’t look directly at it. Turns out this ball of light was a DOUCHE BAG with sunglasses. He was so tan and orange that not even he can stand the uv rays of cancer coming off his orange rubbery plastic skin. When I see someone like this who walks into a bar with sunglasses I can’t figure out if I should say something or just let them look stupid as hell. To the girls who are turned on by this pic go catch a football in the middle of 490