Here is a pic of the ring I purchased for my proposal at the Summer Jam

This picture of Tori Spelling makes my pants just a little bit tighter. This is the woman I once dream of being with…nothing turns me on more than a nice pair of ribs, here boobs look like there falling off but im cool with that. What do you think HOTT or NOT?

Sure im single right now and am on the dating scene but girls my age just wont do…no I’m looking for a woman that has experience, a girl who can turn me on in both the bedroom and the kitchen. I need an old lady I mean old like 80! Someone who is wrinkled but makes it look sexy at the same time. I use to get all turned on as a kid when my grandmother would bring her friends around…God they made Bingo look hott! I want a woman with value, someone that can tell stories about World War 2 after sex. I want an old lady and I plan on finding one. Let me know if you have a great aunt or grandma that’s single and ready to mingle. Trust me I’m more than responsible when it comes to diaper changing and feeding. Give me a ring!

Weddings are always a goodtime especially when you’re in one….Our old producer from PXY Carson got married on Saturday and I was happy to be one of his groomsman, I was proud that he found someone that actually wants to marry his sloppy ass. Congrats Carson your life is now officially over.

This 21 year old kid thinks he is a real superhero….one day hes gonna try and stop a crime and some crazy dude 

is gonna walk up and shoot him right between the eyes. Watch the video, it made me laugh!