Why are you so orange?
Why are you so orange you stupid carrot! We all know that the brittle bones in your body are covered up with nothing but wrinkly, stretchy, orange skin. We look at you and chuckle with delight. When do you look in the mirror and say to yourself hey….enough is enough, I look like a rotted orange peel decaying on the side of the road.
If you feel like tanning go ahead and go tanning for 16 minutes once or twice a week. Don’t abuse your inside organs by signing up for two memberships at two different locations so you can try and beat the system by tanning twice in one day you sick dried-up raisin. Not to mention that you’re internally abusing your insides by decaying them every minute you’re laying inside of a glorious tanning machine.
Yeah I will admit I tan once in a great while because I like a healthy looking glow like everyone else. I appreciate people who take care of themselves and like to look good for themselves and society. Don’t do it to the point though where you’re destroying your health. If you wake up and notice that you look like an old beat-up construction cone that’s been run over to many times STOP! it’s just a warning sign you need to decrease your tanning time from 12 hours a day to 11. Take care of your skin ladies and douche bags it’s only a matter of time before it falls off and we accidentally mistake it for a twister mat.
I don’t smile in pictures because my face doesn’t allow me to anymore.
You gots a problem wit Dat? Check out me and my brothers hot bods.
Willy Wonka called….Get back to the factory you douche bags! 
June 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
i know you tan.. i have put you in a ton of times and i agree with you..spend 1 day there and you would be able to write a book..but its more girls looking “pleather” then the boys and you know whats even funnier..its now becoming the season where its only those type of tanners that tan..the ones that go every single day for 20 minutes or more. fridays tend to be the worst days because everyone has to get tan to go to the bars and saturday mornings are gross because you get the ones that go out the night before..who tanned to go out..and who havent gone home and come tan..AGAIN hung-over..talking on their cell phones saying “what a night i had..i havent even been home yet..look im at the tanning bed i have to call you back” with their nails all done, hair all over the place in an outfit that was once something from victoria secret! dont get me wrong guys do the same but they dont come in looking rough like the girls do.(atleast guys spray some sort of cologne when they come in!) and the reason why i say this because it happens every single friday and saturday. just thought i would share that with you!
June 18th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Okay I have to say I like to go tanning every couple days like the rest of Rochester NY. I mean hey, its our only way of looking like we just came from the beach, without even having one. But the third picture def needs to lay off the tanning beds for pretty much the rest of their lives! Seriously the guy in the middle looks like he is about to jump back in for another 5 or 10 mins. You def have a point here and i am suprised in away because normally on the show your funny and careless of what you say. Way to go Moose!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 10:14 am
those people look so dumb they look like freaks..they need 2 get lifes nd stop wasten time tannin!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
okay. i used to go to highschool with a girl that over-tanned and it was DISGUSTING! why in the world would you EVER want to be orange? i honestly dont get it