Where do I get a monkey?
Monkeys have always been my favorite animal since I was a child. I love everything about them, there very cute animals are they not? If I could ever have a pet monkey I would grab one in a second and I would not name it Bubbles like Michael Jackson. I would most likely go with the name Luke, Simon Birch, or Fritos. Those names fit a monkey. Can I buy a monkey in Rochester and if I can where do I go and who do I make contact with to purchase my very own monkey. I’m positive I would be able to take care of it because by the time I leave for work he/she will be asleep and when I come home in the afternoon the monkey will be ready to go for a walk on park ave. They are the closest thing to a human being. I know gorillas are known for throwing their feces at people and on walls but monkeys are petite enough where you would be able to show them how to use the potty. There is a cute breathtaking monkey out there with my name on it so I ask you to please call (585) 222-9800 if you happen to come across one. Cute little Monkey you are with your big ears. Look at you with those cute little fingers and those tiny little toes, I love those damn Monkeys!
June 12th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I have no idea where you go to buy a Monkey! Monkey’s-R-Us? I think Fritos sounds cool for your monkey. If you don’t find a real one, you could try one of those joke leashes, with nothing attached. You know…. a pretend one. The invisible kind. You are most likely the only person who could really walk down Park Ave., and convince people there is a real monkey on the leash! I have faith in you Moose…you could totally pull it off!
June 16th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I had a friend in elementary school who had a pet monkey. It didn’t throw it’s feces…because it had to wear a DIAPER. ALL THE TIME.
Do you REALLY wanna change diapers filled with monkey poo all day long?
June 25th, 2008 at 11:40 am
yeah, i knew a lady that had a pet monkey, and he had to wear a diaper all the time. they can also be kind of mean, and they have sharp teeth. you would have to spend almost all of you’re time with it so that it doesn’t get mean. not to mention, the monkey would probably be happier in a zoo or in the wild.
didn’t mean to crush your dream or anything, but it really isn’t a good idea to have a monkey as a pet…that’s just not what they are.