For the first time in years, I witnessed a McDonalds Happy Meal commercial last night advertising a toy for the new movie Kung Fu Panda. Screw you! Kids hate Happy Meal toys. They want Playstation 3. It brought back so many memories of the years my parents would reward me and my brothers for something great we did by taking us to the McDonalds drive thru for a Happy Meal.  Now kids get rewarded just for not beating up their parents, or not bringing a hand grenade to school. No wonder we have a child obesity problem! The toys that came in Happy Meals were the cheapest pieces of garbage anyone could ask for. Who doesn’t like a red plastic crayon that shoots water out the end of it? I know I did! What were some of your favorite piece of crap Happy Meal toys?

Wow! How awesome this collection is!

What the F are you suppose to do with this?