Vending machine theft
I steal from vending machines…It’s probably the most bad ass thing about me right now. Everyone does it and if your one of those people who thinks they have never had an urge to figure out a way to beat the vending machine then your lying to yourself. I once tried hooking a string onto a dollar bill and then tried pulling it out as soon as it started to suck it in but that didn’t work. I once kicked the machine hoping something would fall out of it and that usually works two or three out of the ten times. I yelled at a machine trying to hurt its feelings but it just gave me the cold shoulder after that.
Kids I would recommend trying a coat hanger or any kind of long pole that’s capable of bending itself into different positions. That way you are able to reach up deep inside of the machine and steal that bag of bugles you have had your eye on the last couple of days. Sure you can spend the 50.cents on purchasing your item but who wants to do that. Stealing from the vending machine or coming up with different techniques to do so is not only an adventure but an experience as well. Not to throw Scott Spezzano under the bus but I have to tell you that Scott and myself engaged in an undercover operation last year when the vending machine guy FORGOT to lock up his merchandise. We walked away with $23.00 in butterfingers and one huge smile on our face. Vending machines…..The only way to smother your hunger, kick one today!
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
hahaha…thats so sad.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Moose sometimes I wonder what goes through your sick stupid head… You teaching poor little children to steal from a vending machine its just disgusting. Grow up a little bit and find another job because you are not a funny person or even good at what you’re doing on that radio station. I can only prey that the kids out there who are listening have smart parents so they can teach their kids not to believe half the crap that comes out of your mouth
May 31st, 2008 at 11:25 am
wow…Donna needs to lighten up a bit…anyways…you and the rest of the team make me laugh every morning. I never know what to expect from you, but I can guarantee that it will brighten my morning.
May 31st, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Hahah if moose is stupid than how is it that you don’t even know how to spell the word “pray” in the right context?
June 14th, 2008 at 10:53 am
“Donna”, lighten up, and pray is with an ‘a’. How is it their fault if the vending machine guy forgot to lock it up? And don’t say anything like “well they didn’t have to take it” because you know, and don’t deny it, that you would definitely take some too.
Moose is very funny, and he’s great at his job. He’s doing better than you ever could, so don’t bad-mouth him. And if those smart parents are only teaching their children not to believe half the “crap” what about the other half?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:29 am
hahah thats so cool im goin 2 try 2 that coat hanger stuuff..ive tryed other stuff but it just dont work right….i dont seee whats so bad bout stealin from a vending machine