I steal from vending machines…It’s probably the most bad ass thing about me right now. Everyone does it and if your one of those people who thinks they have never had an urge to figure out a way to beat the vending machine then your lying to yourself. I once tried hooking a string onto a dollar bill and then tried pulling it out as soon as it started to suck it in but that didn’t work. I once kicked the machine hoping something would fall out of it and that usually works two or three out of the ten times. I yelled at a machine trying to hurt its feelings but it just gave me the cold shoulder after that.

Kids I would recommend trying a coat hanger or any kind of long pole that’s capable of bending itself into different positions. That way you are able to reach up deep inside of the machine and steal that bag of bugles you have had your eye on the last couple of days. Sure you can spend the 50.cents on purchasing your item but who wants to do that. Stealing from the vending machine or coming up with different techniques to do so is not only an adventure but an experience as well. Not to throw Scott Spezzano under the bus but I have to tell you that Scott and myself engaged in an undercover operation last year when the vending machine guy FORGOT to lock up his merchandise. We walked away with $23.00 in butterfingers and one huge smile on our face. Vending machines…..The only way to smother your hunger, kick one today!