I Got Bitched Slapped

     Sandy slapped me across the face today so if you missed it go ahead and check it out @ 98pxy.com under the spezzano and sandy page and get an up-close look at the stinging pain I went through. First off I did not deserve to get bitch slapped for calling Sandy annoying. There was nothing I said that wasn’t true. Sandy had brought up the dilemma that Danger made the huge mistake of brining home the wrong over the counter drug I don’t remember if she asked for Claritin or Benadryl but it was the wrong one and she threw a fit.    

 Let’s just be honest and say all women nag…there all naggers. Men are not perfect that’s for sure but women please don’t say that men don’t “HEAR YOU” when you talk because that’s untrue, its not that we don’t “HEAR YOU” its that were just waiting for you to say something worth HEARING.  Danger has long days at work too so its perfectly understandable that he wants to go home some nights and just hit the streets with Grand Theft Auto 4. By the way I did forgive Sandy for slapping me across the face. I made her kiss the top of my Puma sneakers and microwave my left over fried rice from lastnight. Just kidding she didnt agree to any of that but it would of been awesome if she did Have a kick ass day!

-Moose

6 Responses to “I Got Bitched Slapped”

  1. sara Says:

    i partically know how u feel but as women i guess it our way making sure u dont screw up and make us mad a second time. if my friends ever did something i told them not 2 cause it bugged me i can assure there would be a smack…or kick in the leg.lol

  2. Anais Says:

    tha was so cool that u let her slap u i could hear he smack you should do that more often!! :p

  3. Roxana Russotti Says:

    I cannot belive she slapped you! I wonder if she teaches Lea that hitting is ok. This morning it sounded like a couple of morons egging on another moron to hit someone. It was probably the same situation when Casper got beat up. And by the way….you’re right…she is annoying.

  4. Adi Says:

    That’s probably the most stereotypical thing I have ever heard. Maybe you should stop hanging around naggy women. And comming from a grammar freak, not as a woman who nags, please use proper English! “…THEY’RE all naggers.” and “IT’S not that we don’t ‘HEAR YOU’….” I would find it alot easier to take you seroiusly if you knew how to talk.

  5. Sandy Sound-Off Says:

    I truly, in my heart, feel awful for saying all of this, but it has to be said….

    SANDY IS SO ANNOYING!

    I hate it when Scott has the day off because it’s absolutely painful to hear her struggle to carry the show all morning. Thank God for you and Amanda because if it were just her and Tom George talking about Leah, penny-pinching, garbage plates and the same freaking road closures during every traffic update, I’d be forced to listen to the Buzz (gasp!). Danger must cringe all morning listening to the solo-Sandy show drag on. Good thing she’s married to him or she’d probably be working at Brow Diva or the DFC.

    I love PXY, always have. But maybe play “Best Of’s” when Scott’s off or something.

  6. Sandy Sound-Off Says:

    Okay, now I feel really bad reading my own rant above, even though those are my true feelings.

    I want to wish to everyone at PXY, especially Sandy, the best of luck in their careers. I’ll just continue to roll my eyes everytime she says something lame, and laugh out loud when Scott tells her how lame she is, rather than submit another scathing comment.

    Karma police, don’t pull me over!

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