Im hungry! Those are the words most of my family members, friends, and colleagues hear me utter not daily but hourly. Im a huge fan of junk food and in the last twenty eight hours I have not had a single cup of blue cheese, chips, soda, or any kind of fast food you can think of. Im detoxing my body right now and it sucks. My goal is to hit the 170 lbs mark in about 3 weeks before I leave for my best friends wedding In the Bahamas. I got about 17 lbs to go. That seems like a reasonable number for a 24 yr whose about 5’7, 5’8.

       Yesterday I had stuffed myself with nothing but vegetables and protein. I think the reason I felt so sick is because my body was thinking I was going to deepfry all of these tastless healthy foods but that wasn’t the case. You ever eat a lot of vegetables to the point where you kind of feel nautios but you know for 100% you wont throw up. That just seems bizare to throw up from to much vegetables doesn’t it? Yeah well I almost made it happen. I would have been sooo proud of myself.

      Anyways if you got any advice on how im going to be able to get through this 3 week period on nothing but vegetables help me out PLEASE. I will admit I rather eat healthy any day than exercise my ass off. I mean lets be honest it’s a proven fact that dieting is 90% of loosing weight. You can exercise for 30min a day and do a little dieting on the side but its just not going to be as effective. I love food and not just any food im talking about BAD FOOD, FAST FOOD, FRIED FOOD, GARBAGE FOOD. These are a few of my favorite things.

     OOO KFC with your golden fried thighs and drumsticks. You melt in my mouth not in my hand. You know you outdid yourself  last week Mr. Taco Bell with your delicious supreme soft taco. Eating you behind the dumpster @ the mall at 1:45am has never tasted sooo good. Dont even get me started Ronlad…you know I cant just eat two Big-Macs withouth coming back for a third. Pizza-Hut, what can I say ooo my dear Pizza-Hut we have had sooo many memories together. You stole my heart the day you decided to stuff your crust with cheese. I will miss you all soo much for the three weeks your not in my tummy. I Love you

-Moose xoxox