…I’m not a big fan of Mondays and I’m sure all of you out there who are reading this can agree with me on the fact that Mondays are a perfect day to throw your co-workers face up against a filing cabinet when they utter the words “Someone’s got a case of the Mondays” Not really the terminology you want to hear at 6am from somebody who tucks their sweaters into their zubas.

I’m not a bitter person I’m not sitting there wishing the entire week away waiting for Friday I’m just saying I hate Mondays. Never really been a fan…you ever sit there in a chair on a Monday and just wait for something to happen? Not really for me.

I did however roll a nut brownie up from the vending machine at work this morning and place it on the edge of the toilet seat at work. I didn’t brag about this really sweet awesome prank I just pulled, I did not scream it onto the airwaves; I just went about my business and waited by the exit of the men’s bathroom to get a glimpse of the expressions on my beautiful coworkers faces.

I would want nothing more than to sit here and misspell half of the words in this blog for another twenty minutes but I have to go to Uno’s and get a deep-dish pizza with everything on it. Enjoy the rest of your day/night

Love: Moose